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For anyone who loves Sanjaya... [26 Aug 2008|01:15am]
[ music | BSG ]

Courtesy of my 'rents who watch Indian TV...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WuHclQO_I

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real or not? [18 Aug 2008|03:56pm]
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/uofmviolation.jpg
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The Dark Knight [18 Jul 2008|03:13am]
Batman was super-sweet. I recommend it. There is a good surprise in it that I didn't know about beforehand.

However, I do not recommend going into work tomorrow. 
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plastic bags [04 Jun 2008|07:40pm]
[ music | Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult ]

I went to a grocery shopping today.

Now, I know that I'm in Ohio and here, for some inexplicable reason, there is no recycling system, I'm still a little annoyed at this thing.

I get all my groceries, come to the checkout counter and cringe because I forgot my canvas bags.

So I'm forced to get the plastic bags. And this is how the checkout lady bagged my groceries:

1. two plastic bags for one gallon of milk.
2. no bagging for the 2nd gallon of milk (because I told her not to use double bagging)
3. one lunch-sized paper bag for a box of cherry tomatoes, put inside a paper bag with a six pack of beer, put inside two plastic bags
4. two plastic bag for a bunch of bananas

This was after I told her not to double bag anything. And yes, wtf to bag # 3

And then, I asked her, "Do you double bag everything?"

She seemed really proud of herself as she said, "Not everyone here double bags, but I do."

Moral of the story: Carry canvas bags everywhere so that when I encounter environmentally unfriendly people like this woman, I can wield my reusable bags at her and she won't know what hit her.

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CLEVELAND (Insert Message Here) [31 May 2008|09:29am]
[ music | Alcohol - Brad Paisley ]

Haha, livejournal. Guess what? Cleveland girls are skanky! Even skankier than the girls at Ricks (and I  know that you didn't think that could ever happen!!) YEAH OMG I POSTED IN LJ WTF. So far, I've ridden a mechanical bull. And lol, I went to a UM Alumni thing last night even though I'm not an alumni but they gave me free beer so that's ok.

And omg, my boss is a wings fan, yay. And the guys at work decided to call me "I G" emphasis on the G like in homie g. it's short for intern girl, wtf. haha.

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[21 Oct 2007|02:59pm]
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/books/10/20/harry.potter.ap/index.html
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I'm six-foot-five and I look damn good [20 Aug 2007|04:21pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | ONLINE- BRAD PAISLEY ]

IT IS 60 DEGREES IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST. THAT IS SO AWESOME.
I AM MAKING A BRILLIANT RED DRESS. INSPIRATION CAME TO ME AT ABOUT 2AM LAST NIGHT. WILL KEEPS DELETING ALL MY WALL POSTS. AND HIS WALL POSTS TOO. STUPID-FACE.

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2 weeks :( [19 Aug 2007|07:59pm]
[ music | HSM2... ]

I just got a voicemail from my roommate that said, "Hell-o, roomie. Just calling to see if you made it home alive. If you did, then call me back."
CUTEST THING EVER

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Day 6 - Come on fire me up [23 Jul 2007|10:50pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Pour some sugar on me- Def Leppard ]

Finished Harry Potter...Here is what happens.
Grawp eats Harry, right after Harry hooks up with Ron because Hermione and Ginny are killed by Draco, who is then eaten by Hagrid. Then Darth Vader comes and chokes Voldemort. Dumbly-dorr comes back to life and then casts a spell on Darth Vader, who then turns into Davy Jones and takes Hogwarts hostage to work on his ship for a million years. The ship is then capsized and Hermione and Ginny come back from the island that Captain Sparrow was stuck on. They were fighting over capt. sparrow, and in the process managed to kill him. And while they are trying to destroy the ring, they come across some hobbits named Merry and Frodo, and the hobbits, being small, are unseen by Hermione and Ginny. Ginny is tripped by Frodo, and Merry jumps on Hermione's back and steals the ring. The hobbits then rule the world forever. Harry potter can't save you now.

Ok, craft of the day!

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sleepy yet? [22 Jun 2007|12:00am]
[ music | Beautiful Liar- Shakira+Beyonce ]

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comments are screened so don't worry about people stalking you, but who would anyway?? [13 Jun 2007|04:45pm]
if you want fanmail, comment w/ the july address.
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tryin to cause le drama [10 Jun 2007|12:19am]
[ music | that maroon5 song ]

lowdown in the showdown, also antelope rhyme is cantelope did you know? figured it out today and wrote a poem but forgot poem
1. wazzup   i'm in california so hoo-SHA. job==sweet, nidhi!=morning person
2. My brother joined facebook and I love him. also ankur facebooked dave, and that made dave feel important i think
3. I went under a waterfall...and went extreme rock climbing. also, after said extreme rock climbing and putting shoes in water and then climbing in dirt with them, i laundered my sneakers. they came out clean and smelled SO GOOD. i checked
4. I also ordered beer illegally...i'm super-good (SUPER-GOOD??) at this. also i have wine on my dresser
5. I'm also very talented at taking pictures of myself and sometimes even with other people!!!
6. I almost put 5 again
7. the roommate and i finally gots internet so i'm making a commemorative post
8. "The sun is SOOO HOT and bright"
9. me: "I never dated a frat boy"
    ryan: "I never dated a frat girl"
10. I think approximately 3 boys have crushes on me now...also i seem to attract 50 year olds...SOBER 50 year olds 
11. I out-ate 3 people today at a restaurant therefore my new name is nidhi the stomach shah...people actually call me that
12. bored yet?
13. i have a facebook pet named tofurkey chicky boom...
14. speaking of tofu, i cooked dinner for 6 people and it was delicious. damn   nidhi girl you can cook   hoo-SHA #2
15. started biking to work. am sore and weak. hope to run a marathon, completely and utterly unrelated. also seemed to have re-broken top bone in foot, oopsie
16. i hate the gap, ugly boring clothes
17.  have i offended everyone yet?
18.  I can't think of a number 18.
19. Or a 19
20. i want a dow bomber jacket but i can't find the dow store on intranet screw them, punkasses
21.  i miss my sewing machine...and my family and friends too of course...:( fam is going to india and i'm going to la instead. also finally have a niece or a nephew, can't really remember which one right now but i really want to meet it
22. intern boys = SO WEIRD
23. why religious zealots???
24. can't think of a 24 except the show
25. speaking of shows, watched a terrible show called traveler but after one episode am now unfortunately hooked
26. san francisco = awesome city
27. pittsburg = even more awesome (questionable :D)
28. i think this definitely qualifies as the best post ever and that it makes no sense to anyone but me. but i'm still glad i wasted your time :D

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They call me smooshi sushi [05 Apr 2007|08:22am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Dreamweaver- Kansas ]

Yesterday, in fluids, Joe passed around a cup that said on it, "Want to see Professor Chronis WASTED? Put money in the cup to provide funds to buy a bar crawl t-shirt. All other proceeds will be donated to Relay for Life." (Back story: April 14, ME is having a bar crawl (not hosted by ASME or the ME department or the like :D). Anyway, to be on this bar crawl, you have to purchase a t-shirt...) So it went all around the classroom, jingling, and my professor got really confused. "What are you all passing around?" And then he saw it and said, "What does wasted mean?" (He's greek) and someone said, "It means drunk." And Prof. Chronis said, "Oh. Did you know beer is a fluid. That's not enough money. I drink a lot."
Yay Engineering Bar Crawls...

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Obligatory Bowl Game Post [01 Jan 2007|09:19pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Grrar. AGAIN.

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[21 Dec 2006|07:03pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!

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helloooo... I'm a caaaaaar... gasoline makes me run...backseat...trunkspace [24 Nov 2006|10:42pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | the wings ]

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stop crying your heart out [19 Nov 2006|04:23am]
men are assholes and women are difficult.
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the freeze building [24 Oct 2006|12:23am]
[ mood | wurrd ]
[ music | Lay Lady Lay- Bob Dylan ]



Etc.
I'm being skanky sailor for halloween, it's gonna be a blast. Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-drinking games! hahahaha
IASA is gonna be meeting 3 days a week. Brlah. Oh well, there's casino night tomorrow so hopefully I can win some dinero.
I put some pictures on my wall and it looks really nice now. :) Might as well use up my 100 color printing pages, right?
I think I'm gonna vote for Granholm. IF my absentee ballot ever comes, grr. Oh well, I just sent it out today, right? I've got time.
Baby, it's cold outside. But, I swear, the EECS building was colder than outside today. Hmm.
At the Mr. Engineer meeting today, I learned that my cousin was a contestant for it a few years ago! Haha. It made my night. Well, that and the grilled cheese (read on)

Ankur: "Guess what I learned to play on the piano! GUESS!"
Nidhi: "What?"
Ankur: "THE OFFICE THEME SONG!"

Food news:
I made a banana shake yesterday, and it was DELICIOUS. I made grilled cheese today and it was DELICIOUS.
I legally (facebookedly) changed my middle name to panini. That is also DELICIOUS.
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Junk mail sent to me today [05 Oct 2006|01:27pm]
[ mood | damn skippy! ]
[ music | Like A Prayer- Madonna ]

Hallo .	

I am writing to you with a hope in my heart to find in you my love that I have been looking for!
I have just parted my ex-boyfriend because I realized that we were a nice couple but nothing more.
He was not my true love so I decided to keep on looking!
So, maybe I will take a chance on you? What do you think? Maybe we should be together?
If you are interested find me here http://youisnotalone.com/foryou
and we could start our virtual relations!

talk to you soon.....
Caris
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my mind's all over the place these days [05 Oct 2006|02:27am]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Dance with Me - 112 (hadn't heard this in YEARS) ]

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